Trying to pretend to be happy for someone else
Most people
Me
When I read that J.K. Rowling said Harry and Hermione should have ended up together
When someone asks if I can do them a favor
Looking out my window in the morning and debating whether getting to work is worth the trouble of walking outside in the cold
Almost stopping myself from making a bad decision, but then going through with it anyway
When I know exactly who I'm going to work with on an assignment, and then someone else asks if I want to work with them
When someone makes a food run, and they come back and say they were out of what I asked for so they got me this instead
When I think I finally have some down time, but then something reminds about something I was supposed to start working on a while ago
Overhearing someone say they like something that I think is really stupid
Spotting a grammatical error on a paper after I've already printed it...
Most people
Me
Any time my boss asks me if I've started an important project
Any time I take initiative on something
Everyone in the Hollywood Foreign Press Association's thoughts on Andy Samberg in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Everyone else's
When a slow song comes on and everyone else is dancing with someone
Watching someone give a really good presentation, knowing I have to present next
When I get into an argument with my friend about something, and he Googles the answer, and it turns out I'm right.
Seeing something on the ground and it turns out to be a quarter
When I have to be around a small child, and he/she just starts saying things...
...And I don't know what I'm supposed to say back
When someone starts talking about something I don't care about
When someone gives me a Laffy Taffy...
...Unless it's banana
When someone tells me how much better their iPhone is than my Galaxy
Trying to explain my love of candy
Having something in my house that I want to eat
When someone I don't really want to be talking to in the first place starts asking me existential questions about my life
Me giving in when people ask if they can use my stuff.
When I work really hard on something, and then I find out it was all for nothing
Completing a basic task without messing it up
When I'm about to pull into a parking space, and then someone tries to steal it
When I have to go to several different stores to find one obscure item, and then I finally find it
Talking myself through getting dressed on a morning when I have to wake up slightly earlier than normal
When people won't share their candy
If it's my friend
If it's me
When someone casually mentions that they have a pet snake
When one of my friends makes a joke about me
At the theater when a movie is falling well short of my expectations
When the teacher asks a question
If I'm 100% sure my answer won't make me sound like an idiot
Otherwise
When I need someone to tell me what I missed when I was gone, and I accidentally ask someone who's not smart enough to explain it
Waking up and realizing it's not the weekend yet
Trying to learn to play the guitar
Overhearing someone say my name
Days when more than one person on my timeline has just gotten engaged/married/pregnant
Any place where I'll have to interact with new people
Me
